Mom came home from one of her many weekly doctor appointments. She was going on telling me all about it, you know "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, so I had to take off my underpants and, let me tell you that radiologist liked what he saw." My day dream of sticking forks in my eyes came to a screeching halt!
"WHAT!?" She told her story over again only this time I listened. she has blood clots in her right leg,up high in her inner thigh. Apparently when the radiologist saw my moms...let's say inner
beauty (wink) he was mesmerized . After he could blink again he became very flirty. This took her off guard and when he waited for her to dress , then walked her down to the front door of the hospital she was becoming concerned.
"YUCK!?" I said. "Was he some kind of pervert!?" I asked. "OH thanks a lot!" I'm like "Do you want this to be a weird thing or not. I'm sure your wahoo is gorgeous mom but ,I don't think it hypnotised the guy. Hospital Techs. don't wait until you dress, walk you to the door and kiss you good night! That is just weird!"
"Well he seemed like a nice older guy." she said "Oh so this isn't about him being a weirdo, it's about you being able to still attract a man. (in EVERY way) "Well ,yes it makes me feel good." I say "I can understand that, everyone wants to feel attractive but, really with that kind of power I think you should give old "Hef" a call. Maybe you could be this years Playmate of the Year."