I was also a little embarrassed at how turned on some of the men got while watching our activities.
Taylor couldn't keep her belly under the water. I thought that was just fine, she has an excuse. Most of the others didn't though, and I didn't appreciate having to look at that saggy stuff floating around. Then there were those who were under the impression that Water Aerobics means, stand around visiting about politics, children, church, AND whatever you do don't get your hair wet. One women looked like she had those old baby plastic pants on her head.
I almost got beat do death with a water noodle because I was moving a little to fast racing around in the Lazy River. The teacher said "RUN", not stroll, or fake run. I was an irritant to many during that segment. Mom was on the side lines yelling, cheering me on...."Yay look at the leader of the pack!!" ( Yes mom came to watch, she is going to join, which will be very interesting.) I could have done without that, but it felt good to know how proud she was.
These women look so cheerful and sweet, just try accidentally stepping in front of one of them. My plan is to "ACCIDENTALLY" splash hard enough that I get their hair wet. I know I can get rid of a few that way. I can also "ACCIDENTALLY" trip a couple in the Lazy River. I'll pick the ones that will go down like a ton of bricks. I helped the teacher by getting out of the pool and throwing buoyancy weights to the ladies today. Well I'll do it again tomorrow and "ACCIDENTALLY" whack two or three in the eye.
Then if all else fails I'll just walk around naked in the locker room. While naked I can brush my hair, lotion up, sit down on the bench (Very lady like of course, NOT!) and put my socks on, then my shoes. I'll strut around a little more, do some stretches. Soon Taylor, mom and I will have the whole class to ourselves.