I believe I need only say, we had waited to totally share our physical love with one another until this special day. Most of you will understand what I am saying. Those of you who do not understand, well you are idiots.
To say Papa was in a hurry to get to our place is a huge understatement!!!! We blissfully drove home anxiously awaiting the true passion we were about to experience.
We did eventually get home safely.Papa was driving while attempting to make some serious moves on me at the same time. He is very coordinated.
After arriving, we slowly strolled into the apartment as not to attract any one's attention. Once inside however, there was no longer any strolling what so ever. Everything was wonderfully romantic, passionate, hot, whatever.....until my mother and father in law walked in the door with my then 10 year old sister in law. YES, you read it correctly! They just walked right in, no knock, no Yoo Hoo, no "Is anyone home....having sexual relations?" NOTHING!
We heard the front door slam, soon followed by a woman screaming. IT WAS ME.
Linda (my MIL) looked a little shocked...
Merle ( my FIL) however, looked like he always does.....
Mike (Papa, I just can't call him Papa during this story, it kind of makes me sick) Anyway he turned into Raging Bull. I'm not kidding, look at him. I hurried and took this picture before I ducked back under the bed.
I tried to take the hatchets away from him but, I was naked and I kind of was hoping he would use them. I heard "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?" Then there was some muffled screaming, a few bumps against the wall , the door slammed again and it was once again silent in our little haven, except for the noises from my hyperventilation problem.
Linda later told us they just happened to be driving by our apartment and noticed the front door was open with the keys still hanging in the door knob, she thought maybe we had been mugged while trying to get in the house, she was worried like any snoopy...er...good mother would be. She didn't stop to think her son was so, shall we say excited he wasn't thinking straight while trying to get in the door.
Remember this was April when all this occurred, by June I was pregnant. We were ecstatic.
Linda however by this time wasn't feeling so well, she was having terrible Gall Bladder problems. It got so bad that she finally went to see her Dr. The Dr. examined her thoroughly, looked her in the eye and said "Your Gall Bladder has a heart beat. I think you better go see your O.B.
This is how I see it. Merle, Mr. Suave learned some new tricks from our little family sex encounter and decided to use them. Voila that is how the oldest woman in history became pregnant with my sister in law.
Here she is in her second trimester.
Meanwhile.... my SIL Sissy was doing some community service, she is very gracious that way. Sissy met a wonderful young man named Jack, while doing said service. He was doing a little community service himself. Yes they are a thoughtful couple.
They fell in love, serviced each other and she then was expecting also. That story always makes me cry. Give me a minute to find a tissue....... o.k. I'm back.
This is the story of how the three of us ended up pregnant together. We all had girls. Sera my SIL ( I believe she owes her life to Mike and I.) was born in February.
Taylor our girl was born in March
Ashle our neice was born in April
I wish I had a scanner so I could show you how cute the three of them were.
We all live happily ever after! ( yes I meant to say live not lived)