When humor goes, there goes civilization. ~Erma Bombeck




March 3, 2009

What a Wiener!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to a bad cold, you know the kind where your nose and eyes just won't quit running, and life just being too busy or maybe me just being lazy, anyway before this sentence gets any longer I just have to say ... I haven't been around for a few days.



I like many of you spent or I should say wasted 3 hrs. of my precious time watching The Bachelor ( or as Melissa would say The Bastard) last night. Why oh why do I watch that show?



It sucks me in every time. I am here to say right here and now that I am never watching that show again!!!! Of course that won't start until after I watch the second After The Rose drama tonight. ( I know I'm a loser.)



I think Melissa should thank her lucky stars that she is free!!!!! Run , Run for your life Melissa!



That girl almost got stuck with the biggest wiener of all time, and I don't mean that in a good way.



Remember Jillian and her hot dog theory? Well Jason is one!


I did some extensive research and found the three faces of Jason. His beautiful smile.




His endless weeping. What a cry baby!!! I just wanted to yell " Kindergarten baby born in the gravy" at him. ( That was a popular insult in my day, well when I was in Kindergarten but, I have never forgotten it!) That man cries more than anyone I have ever seen! I don't know though, I hear Pooba's husband is pretty emotional these days, with all his HCG and all. I still can't see this going on at her house, she would smack the crap out of him!




Then of course there is this look. Tell me this does not look like Jason as an old man. Get this thing crying and I know it would be hard to tell them apart!



Well there is my opinion of the Bachelor Jason. I will talk to you tomorrow about the Dramatic "After the After the Rose" episode which will air tonight. Maybe I will just give you a good recipe instead, we'll see.



20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Did I send you this link?

www.realitysteve.com

He published the ending on his blog a couple of weeks ago, so I knew it was coming, but it still made me angry! He claims that ABC and the show creator absolutely set this up for ratings, and that he wanted Molly all along. Bastard indeed.

Kelly said...

Girl, I couldn't have said it better myself. I feel the same way. I've sworn off of the show too. Certainly at least until tonight's After the After the Final Rose. And I hope I'll be able to stay on the wagon when the next season comes out. I may have to sit on my hands to keep from turning it on. I'm just a sucker for romance. Such as that mess was. And I think Molly should run as fast as her pretty legs can carry her away from that fickle thing.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

I didn't watch it..but heard about it this morning. I...have to wonder if it is real..I mean..could they just have done this for the shock value? I have to wonder. I have gotten upset with the whole thing before so...
but...this...IF it is real..you are right. WHAT A WEINER!!

Grand Pooba said...

I didn't watch the Bachelor this season but I did catch the recap thing last night on TV and I was like wha??? Girls were lining up for this guy?

Lisa Loo said...

I don't watch the bachelor--I hope you can still respect me---but I want to know who gave you this picture of me in the morning--ACK!! I'm going kill 'em!

Debbie said...

I may need to watch the next one just so I can join in the fray!

nikkicrumpet said...

Nana...only you could make me laugh that hard about a show I don't even watch. You're the best!

The Wife O Riley said...

I didn't watch it. But from what I heard this morning, he is a weiner!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

I don't watch that show but a lady at work told me what happened and I had the same thoughts. What a looser! I'm so sad to even think he's from WA state and lives close to us! What a jerk, she deserves so much better!

Yaya said...

Sure am glad I didn't watch it this season cuz there's a lot of pissed off blogger!

ann said...

You ARE kidding,aren't you?This post looks so funny,I HAVE TO come back and read it.You emu need to meet my turkey from last week I think,ha...Ann

Maria said...

Funny post. I didn't watch the show, but I hear he is a big LOSER!

The Veale's said...

Tammy-

You are so funny. This seems to be the topic of the blogging world. I did watch the show and was so excited for Melissa....then he breaks up with her on T.V.~~~Come on dude! And them Molly say sure we can see where it goes and they make out right after he ends it with Melissa. I didn't get to watch the left over from last night.

Kathy B! said...

We've missed you Nana! I'm so glad you've returned :)

As for the Bachelor, I mean wiener, you are right on. What a huge doofus. He should've demanded that they cut those crying scenes...

That show is like crack though, every time I swear I'm going to quit and then the next time, there I am, plopped on the couch with my glass of wine...

Bonnie the Boss said...

I have never watched this show. Lately I feel so out of it and clueless, because I don't. I did laugh at the posteven though I don't know these people!

Live.Love.Eat said...

I haven't watched the show but of course heard all about it. I am glad to be married.

Small House said...

I don't watch the bachelor, but I've heard a bit about it. There's a lot of bugged women.

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KelleyAnne said...

I totally agree with you! I am so enchanted with the whole thing now!!!

Andrea said...

I don't watch The Bachelor, but my mom does and she told me all about it. Weiner!

Oz Girl said...

OMG, I am LMAO.... you are so funny. Yes, I got sucked into the Bachelor, but only the last few episodes. What a DORK, and you are right, a big ole crybaby! Hey, thanks for entering my giveaway, and I'll be popping back over here for a good laugh every now and then! :)