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April 1, 2009

Inhale, Exhale

This is my mom, she is wearing her birthday crown made by her grandson Jake. It's a little large. Jake said he used a watermelon as his template. I think it's lovely and Jake was very excited to have her wear it.

Mom just turned 70 and has had some health issues. Recently the Dr. wanted her to go in and have a lung volume test much like the one pictured below.


This is to test the lung capacity in relation to inhalation and exhalation. Well mom would inhale put her mouth to the tube and exhale.......

Dr.: "Ummm Mrs. Taylor that's not how the test works, the exhalation should come out of your mouth into this here tube."

Mom:" Oh excuse me tee hee hee" ( she always farts and gets the giggles)
Dr.: "Let's try this one more time"
Mom: "O.K." A big inhale and PFFFFFFFT!
Dr.: " Nurse could you please open the window.... Let's see, Mrs. Taylor why don't we just connect this tube to your rear I think we would make better progress."
Mom was mortified but happy to find out she has enough gas to heat her entire home, and with this economy that could be a Godsend. Just bring your gas mask if you go to visit!

36 comments:

Small House said...

OH MY WORD! That was hilarious. I burst out laughing. Okay, even though I laughed, I have to say...oh, your poor mom. My mom is seventy. It's a blast.
Have a good day.
Sandra

Amanda said...

Oh that is to funny!! Tell your mom I had that happen to me at the chiropractors, he was adjusting me and had one of my legs bent across my body and was pushing down on my shoulders and...well, out it came! I just started laughing, I didn't know what else to do and really it was funny ;)

Debbie said...

Your poor mama! First you put a nice photo up and then you out her like that! You are a bad daughter:)

Kristina P. said...

Love it!

And I've missed you and your happy blog and comments.

Sparcam said...

It's a good think your mom loves you! Does she read your blog? This is something I'd do to my mom!
Thanks for the giggle...

JANE said...

I can't type, I'm laughing to hard.............................

The Veale's said...

Tammy-

I promise that recipe was not there yesterday when I looked for it....promise! Ya, does your mom ever read what you say about her? Happy Birthday Judy! Hope you had a great day!

Lisa Loo said...

Love the use of a watermelon for sizing. You are just about the funniest person out there girlfriend! You should invite me to come spend the day with you--she said in her best non-creepy stalker voice.......
And the farting---oh the farting--and the picture---you kill me!

Mimi Sue said...

Hahahaha. Oh the joys of getting old. Mimi

KelleyAnne said...

You ALWAYS make me smile!

The Veale's said...

Tammy--Made the Tater taco casserole, it was a hit! The girls and even the husband loved it! I added....green pepper, a second can of cheese and of course more shreaded cheese on top! It was a little spicy and very yummy! It hit the right spot! My Butt, I'm sure!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

So...what did your Mom say when she say this post? LOL oh LOL...poor lol lady! Wait...hold it...hold it right there! I am um..72..
I need to go talk to my daughters. S'cuse me.

ann said...

i hope you are totally kidding...ann

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Mandy said...

Nana, I am coming from Tara's blog. I just wanted to say how stickin funny this was!!! I will be smiling all day! I mean really I bet she feels so blessed to have such a great daughter who's REAL and posts all about those moments!! :) I just read some of your others and I have got to tell you, YOU really know how to babysit!!! When can I bring my boys over???!! :) TOOO FUNNY!!

Bonnie the Boss said...

Is your mom still speaking to you? If you fart more when you get older I am doomed!

nikkicrumpet said...

ROFL....not that I condon mocking your poor mom on your blog...but DANG THAT WAS FUNNY!

Jenni said...

Hahahahhaaha love your blog. JUST love it. Thanks for the laugh - I needed that.

wendy said...

That is hysterical---I can just hear her giggling. Oh, why is it as we get older the Pffffff's come so much easier and untimely. Good for your mom---and I hope her health is well.

Yaya said...

Omg! Love it!

You could totally put those crowns on etsy.

JANE said...

Hey,
Miss ya, everything OK?

Kathy B! said...

I'm just glad mom's okay! And that she has enough gas to heat her home :) She's clearly got a good sense of humor!!

And where are you, Nana?! Your fans are restlessly awaiting your next brilliant post. Not that there's any pressure or anything... :)

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