When humor goes, there goes civilization. ~Erma Bombeck




March 26, 2010

Health Tip # 1

I have decided that from time to time I am going to give out good health tips as I come across them.




# 1. Never hold a fart!







Well that guy must have some serious gas.

16 comments:

Anne Fannie said...

Does that guy think he looks good? He looks awful!!
You are so funny....
~Ann

Kelly said...

That guy looks horrible. How can he or anyone else possibly think that looks good?

As for the fart tip, I completely agree.

Connie said...

Yuk! I haven't had breakfast yet! He looks awful and I don't want to be in the same room with him when he finally lets it go!

TMI Tara said...

Only you or your dad would think of that joke. It is pretty funny, though!

Garden of Egan said...

Wow, that is about the sickest and grossest thing I have ever seen...and trust me I've seen sick and gross. (I work in an ER)

You are right I shall spend the whole day farting just in case, cuz I sure don't want to look like that!

The Real Estate Talker said...

He doesn't look real, it looks like his head was but on that body
Yuck. Too many steroids

Cherie said...

Oh my gosh! Why do people do that to their bodies-disgusting to look at :(
So funny to think it might be gas though!! Hee her

Amanda said...

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. The human body just isn't supposed to look like that...I think I've got to say that he's one of the most unattractive people I've ever seen!!

Grand Pooba said...

OH MY GOSH.

I'm scared.

Cynthia said...

Yowza! I think you've drawn EXACTLY the right conclusion!

Lisa Loo said...

{snort}

{fart}

{snort}

It puts a whole new slant on things when you look at it this way. Can he even move?

Sorry I haven't been commenting but I have been checking in on you. You say stalking, I say tomato--whatever.

Miss me much?

wendy said...

I have always lived by that motto.
I come from a long line of impressive farters in my heritage.
Not everyone can BRAG about THAT.

that guy, seriously, ICK!!!

Julie Harward said...

That is too funny! Guess I'd better let them go then but then I have to grab for my tummy! LOL :D

Jane In The Jungle said...

You are seriously whacked, ROFL!!

blueviolet said...

That is just wretched!

Deanna said...

Oh my goodness! That is just gross!!!! I'll never hold a fart again.

Deanna