This is my brother Matt. As you can see by this picture he is full of it. All of my brothers are.
We were helping our brother Chad move into their new house today. I don't know about you but, I have my standard gardening, painting, moving type outfits. So today I wore one of them. My shirt had a little hole in the arm pit. I know you are all shocked.
Well, after this was revealed I should have known better than to lay back on the lounge chair with my arm in the air.
No sooner had I done that then Matt who let's just say isn't the most athletic guy in town, was across the room, dug his fingers into my shirt and ripped it from a little hole in the arm pit to full on frontal nudity. (only I had on underwear)
My 12 year old nephew was so lucky to be there. Don't worry he's with the therapist right now.
Luckily no one else was there at the moment, except my other brother and, my mom and, sister in law.
My SIL offered to go get me one of her shirts. Let's see how do I explain her shape. Oh, hear are some words....
I said "No thanks, I would rather sit here naked and let your neighbor Raymond see me like this than stuffed into one of your shirts."
Who is Raymond? He is there old neighbor, originally from China. He told us we weren't very nice to each other.
We were on our best behaviour because the neighbors were helping and crap like that. He hadn't even seen the shirt incident.
He also told me that if he had a family like ours helping him move it would have taken him a year.
I said "Up YOURS Raymond!" ( in my head)
Raymond was getting on my last nerve. However, I knew he would walk into the room and some how not appreciate my ripped open shirt with all my womanly beauty flapping about so....
I quickly found some painters tape and did the best I could. I didn't realize how talented I am. Best thing is the shirt was saved.
Raymond didn't even dare ask what was going on. I think he just thought I was being artistic. Plus, I wasn't going to tell my SIL Holly this but, sweet Raymond is who put the big hole in the wall in Max's bedroom today while setting up beds. HA, take that Raymond! ( By the way, who do you know from China named Raymond??!!?)