OH, I can't even say it..........Hold on to your hats.................... chocolate AND caffeine. Among three thousand other things. I mean when I found out I was allergic to mushrooms I thought, whatever, corn... o.k. inconvenient. Cheese, well that sucks! Milk, what the H---! When chocolate popped up right after caffeine I said "Let's go out back so you can shoot me in the head!!!!!!!!!
After four weeks with no sugar and all the other crap I can't eat. I can reintroduce these things back into my diet very slowly and see what happens. (I did eat a Lemon Bar, I couldn't handle it. I gave up future blessings for immediate gratification. I know I am a loser! I didn't explode or anything though.) The Dr. thinks if I do this we may get down to my migraine issue. He also believes my body is full of candida (yeast) which can cause havoc. So hence the no sugar thing. If I can get rid of my migraines by doing this then so be it. Just quit making Lemon Bars Megan!! (my pregnant daughter that is craving lemon bars and who just happens to be living with us.)
I will let you know how this all turns out. I will say even though I am going nuts I have lost 4 lbs. in one week. That's right one week.
Some of you may recall that my mom is blind in one eye. Well, now she can't see out of the other to well either. After hearing her complain about her sight and I don't mean in a bad way. Just her being scared that she couldn't see. I told her I wanted her to quit driving.
I had a big sit down with her and dad and poured my heart out about the dangers of her driving right now and how irresponsible it was and blabbity blah blah. So the next day....... I see her zoom out of the driveway, free as a lark. Again I said "What the H---!!!!!!"
This was a Saturday. On Sunday after church we had another talk. On Monday..... ZOOM she is gone. I won't tell you what I said to that.
Let's move on to Thursday. She had a Dr. apt. to see what is wrong with her eye. I couldn't take her to the apt. So... she drove herself. HOLY COW!! Turns out she has a cataract which thankfully can be taken care of. After her Dr. apt. she walks into my front door with two pair of sunglasses on. The goofy kind the Dr. gives you after he dilates your eyes (and also tells you not to drive after said dilation) and her own stylish sunglasses on top of them. She says "Whew that was some drive home, with my eye already bad AND then being dilated I could barely make it home." I was mortified, mad, ready to kill etc. Long story short. Mother is off the streets. Brothers have been informed of her shenanigans and all is right with that part of the world. Mom is being good and asking for help when she needs rides. In two weeks she will be all fixed up.
Moving on...... Zeke, Lemon Bar is his mother. He is so stinking cute and so much fun to have around. He just has one problem he is a busy body, tornado, whirl wind, Tasmanian Devil, I think you get the drift. Lemon Bar was just like him when she was little. Nothing and I mean nothing can be left out. Every door better be shut and the doors leading outside must be locked at all times..... That's so I can't escape!
Then last but not least........