When humor goes, there goes civilization. ~Erma Bombeck

February 24, 2011


She likes tortilla chips.
Long walks in the mud.
Chewing shoes, furniture, electrical cords, socks. Anything but her toys.
Eating deer poop.
Eating leaves.
Eating Two Dot's food.
Loves pooping on the carpet for company.
The rug she is laying on in the picture is in the washing machine..... again.
Standing in the dog water dish is a treat.
Running through the house with wet feet is a bigger treat.

"Here Fiona, come to mommy."

Just kidding, I would only use the hammer.
I am just having a bad puppy day.
Pooba come on over.


Cherie said...

Oh my gosh I had to catch up on your last few posts (I don't know how I missed them). This is the cutest puppy!!!
But I hear ya! Puppies can be as hard a toddlers or 2 year olds - ha ha.
I remember when our other dog was a pup I called my husband several times that work literally in tears because he was destroying the yard. But he turned out to be the sweetest dog ever.

Enjoy and hope this little cutie learns to behave fast.

Kristina P. said...

It's a good thing she's cute!

Jane's In The Jungle said...

ROFLMAO.......of course the deer poop made me gag.....

The Wolf Pack said...

hahaha Just wait till she is full grown and running around with those big ole paws... and the slubber!!!

Nonna Beach said...

Ahhhhh...This cute puppy looks like our 1st puppy we had after we got married.

Have you ever thought of getting a puppy fence for inside ? I have heard it helps keep the accidents all in one place without locking up the pup somewhere with tile on the floor and poop on your carpets. The puppy training is tough, but think how many kids you've potty trained...you can do it !!!

Garden of Egan said...

Sounds exhausting.
I think pups are worse than a 2 year old child. Definitely full time!

He is so darling though, I can understand why you wouldn't use the hammer.

Rebekah said...

but she is ssoooo cute!! you are handling it all with style!!

Lisa Loo said...

Seriously in tears over---"Loves pooping on the carpet for company"

You kill me--well maybe not after that picture.......bwahahahaha

Connie said...

You have more patience than me! But look at that cute face! Ahhhh!

Mimi Sue said...

Oh the joys of being a puppy parent! Our last few dogs have been adults when we got them so not so much chewing and pooping. Good luck! Mimi

megadog said...

Puppies are SO hard. In my opinion, harder than a baby! But they make up for it in their utter adorableness!

Grand Pooba said...

I'm comin! I will take him off your hands, no worries!!